The Chinese porno will be called Sex and Zen, and its producers are promising lots of close-ups. “It will look as if the actresses are only a few centimeters from the audience,” says one of the producers. “Just imagine that you’ll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed.”
3D movies are all the rage these days for Chinese audiences, and the pervs behind this latest entry in 3D cinema are hoping to cash in on the craze. Come to think of it, we’re surprised nobody’s thought of this sooner.
Sex and Zen is scheduled to shoot in April. 3D technology will come from a mainstream special effects company that has worked on major blockbusters. Like other stimulating simulations like sex robots and artificial sextelligence, the idea of 3D porn frightens us as much as it turns us on.
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Actually, a 3D porn with John Holmes was made in 1976; it goes by a few different names, but it’s best known as Lollipop Girls in Hard Candy. The Red Vic plays it–in 3D–every few years. The trailer isn’t on YouTube, unfortunately, but it’s on the trailer compilation DVD 42nd Street Forever Vol. 1 (which I keep at my desk, just in case).
Well, there’s nothing better than having the orgasm scared out of you…