Sexually desirable gear designer David Mason — who is the official biographer of Francois’ tattoo — already schooled the New York Times after the paper failed to recognize the porn star roots of Givenchy’s latest hairdos. And now, David Mason is claiming on his House of Vader blog that he saw two dudes in Madrid attempting to work Francois’ tattoo. One of them is pictured here. David writes:
How can he walk around with that KOREAN KNOCK OFF version of Francys head when there are 400,000 photos of Francys and it looks SO MUCH BETTER?!. I mean he doesnt even have the FADE?!, which is SUPER IMPORTANT, and that line in the front was clearly drawn by Katherine Hepburn!?!
This unfortunate-looking young man looks rightfully regretful of his new look. Just as you should not wear square-cut spandex hot pants to the beach unless you’re exceptional-looking, or lady jeans unless you own a vagina, you likewise should not be tattooing your skull unless you get paid to fist Erik Rhodes.
Oh no she DIH-INT?!?! (House of Vader)
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I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.