Is Francois Sagat’s Skull Tattoo Going Viral?

Sexually desirable gear designer David Mason — who is the official biographer of Francois’ tattoo — already schooled the New York Times after the paper failed to recognize the porn star roots of Givenchy’s latest hairdos. And now, David Mason is claiming on his House of Vader blog that he saw two dudes in Madrid attempting to work Francois’ tattoo. One of them is pictured here. David writes:

How can he walk around with that KOREAN KNOCK OFF version of Francys head when there are 400,000 photos of Francys and it looks SO MUCH BETTER?!. I mean he doesnt even have the FADE?!, which is SUPER IMPORTANT, and that line in the front was clearly drawn by Katherine Hepburn!?!

This unfortunate-looking young man looks rightfully regretful of his new look. Just as you should not wear square-cut spandex hot pants to the beach unless you’re exceptional-looking, or lady jeans unless you own a vagina, you likewise should not be tattooing your skull unless you get paid to fist Erik Rhodes.

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Oh no she DIH-INT?!?! (House of Vader)


3 thoughts on “Is Francois Sagat’s Skull Tattoo Going Viral?”

  1. I think she just left a cunty comment on my blog… I wasnt even mean?! In fact I even said I give the guy points for NERVE, just even that sloppy edge out! Its like if I painted myself purple and walked around in an Issey Miyake slingshot thong and a Phillip treacy hat but then had a BUSTED FLAT TOP I would say ” How can you possible work that look when GRACE JONES already does it better?!” And thats what im saying if youre gonna do something someone “iconic” or even SEMI iconic, make sure its done flawlessly because otherwise the better version is just going to make you look EXTRA BAD. Im not saying it to be mean AT ALL. Im saying it for his benefit, My advice would be if you like it to do something similar but change it to make it your own, otherwise youre just competing with someone who INVENTED IT and your DESTINED for second place.

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