The inside of your penis contains three long narrow “bags” filled with spongy tissue… The tough membrane covering these bags of blood-engorged tissue is called the tunica albuginea. Occasionally, too much force in the wrong direction will rupture this membrane, and the blood will escape from the spongy tissue into the rest of your dick—sort of like a pail of water with a hole in it. You’ll probably feel pretty intense pain; you’ll definitely see a big bruise and a bend in your penis; and you’ll most definitely feel absolutely terrified.
So is that what happened to Brutus? Fucking somebody too hard? Or is this just some natural curvature that I’m blowing out of proportion in a sad attempt at sensationalism. Please vote on this important dilemma in the poll below.
First, let’s examine the rest of Brutus for the purposes of jackoff material.