Is Josh Long The Cutest Gay Porn Star Of 2012?


Josh Long is the fun-sized Southern boy who has taken over every blog in the past week, and I am never one to miss out on a bandwagon, so let me jump on with my obligatory “OMG Josh Long is the cutest gay porn star of 2012” post, which is actually true. Josh Long really is the cutest gay porn star of 2012. Just look above at THAT FACE!

Josh Long is slowly working his way up the gay porn ladder by starting with all the cheesy Florida sites (I mean that as a compliment) like MenOver50 and ShortBus, which is a sort of rite of passage for any newcomer. Hopefully, Josh will move on to bigger studio productions with bigger co-stars who can at least try to measure up to his cuteness.

Out of all the work he’s done so far, my favorite is this Josh Long solo for BadPuppy, because I don’t have to look at or deal with anyone else. Just Josh! All Josh, all the time:

In addition to THAT FACE…there is also THAT ASS and THAT DICK which are both equally as cute. And there is also the fact that, thank God, Josh doesn’t shave his body to look like a hairless cat (or puppy, as it were). Instead, Josh Long is a sort of post-twink otter, who in ten more years and 20 more pounds will make for an even sexier full-fledged bear. Until then, is Josh Long the complete package? Does Josh Long have it all? Could Josh Long save gay porn from the lifeless gay-for-payers? Maybe!

 

[Bad Puppy]

 

[Bait Buddies]

 

13 thoughts on “Is Josh Long The Cutest Gay Porn Star Of 2012?”

  1. He seems pretty resistant to kissing in that Bait Buddies scene. Unless that’s “acting”, it’s not exactly a turn-on

  2. looks like an ewok… u dont have very good taste in guys zach…first the dude with enough makeup to make stewart from madtv blush now this

  3. Hot as hell, totally crushworthy. But when he’s performing, he can be a bit of a limp noodle who doesn’t always appear to be 100% fired up. Solve that performance issue and he could be a keeper. Also, take it a little easier with the tweezers.

  4. Too much hair! Everything in moderation… and his face is kinda ehhh…. but I’d still fuck him in the stall of Splash.

  5. …. he’s all yours, Zach. Reminds me a bit like Connor Habib (off track ..Big Sheesh on that ‘Guys I Fucked In High School blog …. holy smokes !!)

    Anywhooooo ……..Josh …gay ? or gay for pay ???

    Hope Mick Lovell doesn’t get jelly.

  6. I have to admit he insanely cute, the sort of by you can take home to mum and then do really kinky things in the bedroom after.

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