Is This The Most Arrogant Little Snot-Nosed Blond Twink In The World?

Yes.

Also: Am I in love? YES.

Cocky Boys has a new model named Max Ryder, and you should watch the video of him below. He is something! You will really want to hate him, but then you will also really want to fuck him. The great thing is that (I’m presuming?) he was coached to come off like a little shit, but you can’t tell that he is acting! This is how all twinks should be: Confident, ridiculous, conceited, self-obsessed size queens with perfect asses. Well done, Cocky Boys and Max Ryder.

Max’s solo is out now, and I hear his first scene partner is Tommy Defendi. Perfect.

 

[CockyBoys: Max Ryder]

 

34 thoughts on “Is This The Most Arrogant Little Snot-Nosed Blond Twink In The World?”

  1. Max is a Pretty Boy awaking to become the Lover of a City Business Tycoon, who is approaching sixty, married with a young beautiful wife, kept pregnant , and who likes to flaunt his masculinity before the world …pregnant wife on his arm..his Boyfriend on the other…what more could a man ask for?….

  2. 1) Omg I can’t believe… er… “Max” is a porn star. 2) He’s all talk, but in real life he really is an annoying little cocky brat, (who most certainly doesn’t have the right to be)

  3. A cocky boy on Cockyboys. Who would have thought?

    And with no piercings and barely any tattoos. Now if he ain’t a unicorn I don’t know what is.

  4. Yes! So refreshing in comparison with all those Muscle Mary’s who are high on meth and steroids and think that tattoos enhance the male body. But is seems that most readers of The Sword are not big fans of twinks and assume that only Muscle Mary’s can be ‘real’ gay porn models.

    1. He looks like he just left Jr. High School band practice – that’s not a turn on for me – it feels illegal.

      1. Pretty much how I feel about this guy. And I’m not one of those guys who are into “Muscle Marys” as you like to call them. Yes I do love a guy with some meat on their bones, but that doesn’t have to necessarily be muscle. Body fat in all the right places is hot too. I just don’t want these twigs that will snap in half because they can’t physically handle rough sex. And I want a guy with a mature face not a preteen boy’s face.

        1. So true…I’d much rather be with an older guy with a hairy beer gut than a guy that looks like my 13 yr old nieces’ boyfriend.

          1. Maybe you guys are getting real old and therefore younger guys look younger to you than they actually are? He is of legal age so what is the problem?

          2. The problem is he literally looks like my nieces 14yr old boyfriend.

            Being legal doesn’t have anything to do with looking like a kid. Seeing 18 on his liscense wont make my dick hard – because he looks like a kid.

  5. Is he American? (For some reason, the embedded video isn’t working for me.) Or another Montreal rentboy a la Jake Bass?

    He’s cute, though…

  6. While he might come off as a snot nosed brat, he’s really not. He’s a super sweet kid who I’ve had the pleasure of making friends with. Cant wait to.see more of him.

    1. If spanking little boys is one of your (many) perversions, there are sites devoted to that… genre.

      SpankThis, off the top of my head. But you probably want a female stand-in/proxy for yourself, so I guess you could try CFNM.

      1. I waver between flattered and creeped out (it varies from day to day) about your ongoing obsession with me & my kinks & my gender.

        1. Ooh, Mass Effect conversation wheel time…

          1) Flattered? I must not be doing it right.
          2) Creeped out? I assure you the feeling’s mutual.
          3) And here I thought I was giving you helpful pointers. I mean, Clothed Female Naked Male sounds right up your alley.

          1. If you’re being serious about #3, thank you for the suggestion. But most commercially made female dominance porn doesn’t do it for me, for much the same reason that commercially made woman on woman porn doesn’t. It’s not about women who are dominant, it’s about women in silly costumes indulging men who claim to be submissive but are really just bossy, spoiled children.

            That’s a rant for another day.

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