For the final episode of NakedSword’s Roommate Wanted, Colby Keller is the horny master tenant looking for a roommate, and he answers the door in his underwear, only to meet Joseph Rough, who is obviously down to fuck for a place a live.
Once again, this is actually not how the apartment-hunting situation in San Francisco usually goes these days — it’s more about being dissed by agents, ignored via Craigslist, sitting on stoops crying, and couch-surfing for months on end because there’s nothing you can afford.
But it’s porn! And it’s safe to say that something like this probably happened, at some point, in the long and sordid history of the Castro. Just not recently. Because now it’s all about money. And in reality, even if Colby got a great fuck out of it, he still would have kicked Joseph to the curb if he had bad credit.
Sorry. I’ll stop pissing on the fantasy.