Insurrection

It’s January 6th, So Let’s Take A Look At Some Insurrection Porn

Well, it’s January 6, 2022 and that means it’s officially the one-year anniversary of that time a bunch of terrorists decided to storm the United States Capitol all because Donald Trump lost the election. It was a huge story last year and like all huge news events in mainstream culture, it was quickly transformed into multiple porn parodies.

While there were many smaller parodies of the insurrection that dropped after the capitol attacks (we’re not even going to talk about that OnlyFans performer who controversially dressed up as Jake “Q Shaman” Angeli for a solo dildo video), the biggest one came from Hot House. A little over four months after the attacks, the studio released Capitol Affairs, a five-scene bareback movie that featured 10 incredibly popular performers teaming up for some political-inspired fuck sessions.

The wildest moments from the movie come from the film’s fourth scene with Cole Connor and Max Lorde. Both performers can be seen in the film sporting red MAGA-like hats and discussing how insane it was that they just broke into the Capitol. Both anti-gay conservative characters then reveal that they’re actually closeted before ditching their red hats and getting into some sweaty bareback action with each other.

Other scenes in the film don’t get too deep into barebacking Trump supporters or other MAGA-related topics. Most of the other scenes in the film are just about some gay couples who are really happy about Joe Biden’s inauguration and decide to have some hot sex to celebrate. (If you’re going to check out any of those scenes though, be sure to watch Cade Maddox fucking ginger hunk Felix Fox and the bareback scene between beefcakes Aaron Chu and Johnny Ford.)

So what do you think about this insurrection porn parody? Did you watch it when it originally came out? Will you watch now? Are you able to jerk off to men wearing MAGA hats? Sound off in the comments below with all your hot thoughts and be sure to watch this entire political drama over on NakedSword.

[Watch Capitol Affairs]

 

5 thoughts on “It’s January 6th, So Let’s Take A Look At Some Insurrection Porn”

  1. Is someone actually paid to come up with these ideas? Or perhaps I should say, is some company actually stupid enough to throw away their money to pay people to come up with this junk?

  2. I know it’s all a matter of personal preference (“de gustibus non disputandum est…”), but, as a fuckER, I sure prefer the fuckEE to have a nice HAIRY pucker-hole! mmmmm, yummmm…

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 50 MB. You can upload: image. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop file here

Scroll to Top