The Golden Probe Awards.
In previous years they were known as the “Fag Hag Awards,” but hostess/creator/Men.com director Laura D. changed the name this time because you can’t say “fag” without pissing some silly faggot off. It’s the only awards show that doesn’t take itself seriously, and it’s the only awards show where you don’t have to spend any money to win an award.
They were held last night (as they are every year on the eve of the Cybersockets at Rage in West Hollywood), and I’m proud to announce that The Sword won a golden dildo for “Best Gossip Girl.” Thank you, Golden Probes and Laura! And thank you, T Ball, for the photos below!
In attendance: Trenton Ducati, Tate Ryder, Austin Wilde, Anthony Romero, Tommy Defendi, Kirk Cummings, Ryan Raz, John Magnum, Mike DeMarko, mr. Pam, Leo Forte, John Magnum, Andrew Stark, Bobby Clark, Kirk Cummings, Brandon Wilde, Sister Roma, and more. Full photo gallery here.