Jake Bass Helps Davey Wavey Measure His Cock, Can’t Stop Staring At Davey’s Tits

CockyBoys star Jake Bass makes an appearance this week on the vlog of perennially buff, waxed, and shirtless fitness trainer/professional narcissist Davey Wavey. Once again, we do not see Davey’s cock, and we’ve all seen Jake’s cock, but the two spend some time discussing the proper way to measure your penis.

Actually, it’s all just a tired joke about how “internet inches” are not the same as actual inches.

But Jake seriously would like to bone Davey, that much seems clear. And he keeps staring at Davey’s tits and saying he feels fat.

You’re not fat, Jake!

Jake posted to Instagram the day of his shoot with Davey. In other news, this might be Jake’s new bf.

 

 

Previously: ULTIMATE NARCISSIST DAVEY WAVEY HAS FOUND A NEW BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM

8 thoughts on “Jake Bass Helps Davey Wavey Measure His Cock, Can’t Stop Staring At Davey’s Tits”

  1. I’m all for wasting time now and then — but this is TOO MUCH. Also, too little. And visually — neither body all that awesome.
    PLEASE FIND LESS FLAGRANTLY STUPID WAYS OF WASTING TIME

    PS — iPads SUCK,– and not in the good way.

  2. How old is Davey? Some people have baby faces but he has an old man face; he’ll probably be a really handsome guy in his late 40’s/50’s (provided he doesn’t get any Botox/filler/poison) but he just looks odd to me.

    Oh and he LOVES himself, which is a turn off.

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