Sorry, haters! Jake Cruise gets all the hotties that you will never get, so just deal with it.
Don’t be jealous!
Jake Cruise is the master of seduction. Jake Cruise is a gay man’s hero. Jake Cruise proves that you don’t have to look like a typical gay porn star to work in gay porn. You can be a little rough around the edges and still bang hot guys! Jake Cruise’s milkshake (via Ensure®) brings all the boys to the yard, but what is his secret? How does he score so many hot dudes? What is it about Jake Cruise? Whatever he’s been doing all these years, it’s still working. So get over yourselves, haters, and bow down to the king, Jake Cruise!
Here’s Jake with Latino muscle hunk Marcus Ruhl. I think I’m gonna faint.