If you’re going to learn two things today, it should be that Jake Gyllenhaal is circumcised and that Amy Schumer’s husband, Chris Fischer, is uncircumcised.
This marvelous information actually comes straight from Gyllenhaal himself. The Spider-Man: Far From Home actor confirmed the status of his penis in footage for Schumer’s new HBO Max documentary, Expecting Amy. Gyllenhaal, who was a childhood friend of Fischer, gives a speech at Fischer and Schumer’s wedding in the documentary and that’s when he decides to shift the conversation to his dong.
“We’re going to start this off with Chris is the only uncircumcised one amongst the four of us,” the actor says into a microphone, “which was a mystery to us as young boys because we only knew the penis to be one way.”
Well, now we at least know that Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain was cut. If anyone was trying to realistically imagine those cowboys fucking on that mountain, now you have some more specific information you can use in your fantasies.
What do you think about Jake being cut? Do you know if your best friend is circumcised? Would you bring up their circumcision in a wedding speech? Sound off in the comments below!
And Gyllenhaal says he’s not gay …. RIIIIGHT!
Of course he is – he’s Jewish.
He should show us to prove it :) He is so sexy!