Jake Lyons’ proposal to work for a straight porn studio apparently didn’t work out, because now he’s taken his case to Rentboy. And by case, I mean basket case.
He might not be gay, he might not be sane, and he might not understand how Rentboy works (if he’s looking to date an escort, he needn’t pay for his own ad!), but why let any of that get in the way of making your dreams “cum” true? Hire him! (Seriously, please hire him and let me know what happens.)
Also, Cliff Jensen?
Ex Porn actor and escort Jake Lyons, after spending over a year traveling abroad, has relocated to Los Angeles and is excited to meet new people for kinky hott sex. Into mild to wild. Tell me your deepest darkest desires and let me have fun making it all cum true. Im a horny kinky little slut, lol, that loves to hear you moan with pleasure. If you really want to get brownie points, buy an oz of 420 and hire me with Cliff Jensen… I want to be his smoking buddy. His girlfriend is in my way. lol. Im looking for an investor. Im willing to wait a long time until the right one comes along. I would really like to begin dating an escort here. It would be nice and beneficial.
I sure hope these are his own photos. We all know what happened the last time Jake Lyons used someone else’s photos in an escort ad.