Aside from the Popeye-like snarl and looking way beefier than the last time we saw him, he also looks hairier and dirtier — kinda like some sort of proto-head-banger/Folsom Street Fair attendee.
For the record we preferred him leaner and when he was more modest indy-film darling. Plus every video game-to-movie adaptation has been downhill since the Super Mario Brothers movie with Bob Hoskins.
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If he took off that wig, with short hair, he’d look like a pinhead on that body.
RUFF! I mean, rough. He looks like one of those daddies from treasure island movie. PASS.
I wonder how many pounds of muscle he’s put on since “Donnie Darko.” It’s a pretty startling transformation. I just hope it’s natural.