James doesn’t know who Barrett Long is, and we hope he’s high on something and doesn’t just act this way naturally these days, but anyway, it’s good for a quiet chuckle. But what’s with Chi Chi saying Perez looks sexy? Sure he dropped some pounds, but uh… we suppose that’s just some good old Hell-A ass-kissing going on. Anyway, the video’s produced by our lover Michael Lucid.
Chi Chi LaRue’s Big Sloppy Loose Opening
Yes, We’re Still Covering Sex and the City: Parodies and Citizen Reviews
Michael Lucid Writing Racy Comixxx Featuring Huge Cocks
VIDEO: Pretty Things’ ‘Hairbox Thrillers’
‘Feedback’ from Pretty Things
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.