The oh-so-pretty Falcon couple arrived for a dance gig in Rhode Island only to be escorted from the airport by the police in a high-speed drive to Trixx, an all-male revue in Providence. With flashing lights and whirring sirens, the boys tore away from the terminal at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and easily ditched the pesky paparrazzi they were no doubt fleeing. Thanks to Larry the cop, the boys were able to get to the stage, simulate sex and accidentally cum in each other’s mouths in record time.
With cops like Larry, it’s no wonder that Rhode Island is experiencing a boom in prostitution. The state, one of two where prostitution is legal if it occurs indoors, has seen the number of brothels surge in recent years from a small handful to nearly thirty. Is it possible that the Jarics were on a fact finding mission in Rhode Island that could help them turn their suburban idyll into a Sacramento Chicken Ranch? Could this be the reason for their recent investment in wigs? DEVELOPING …
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.