calling their treatment of Santana “unprofessional and cruel” and
their treatment of his co-star Aaron James the week prior “abysmally
boring.” (TRUE STORY! We totally listened to half of it before we
jumped off the balcony.)
“I dont’ want to do a show where we’re mean to people and make fun of people,” said Derek. “I went to church today.”
Earlier this month, the infamously inarticulate duo accidently recorded their pre-show conversation in a fifteen-minute slog during which America listened to Derek surf the internet looking for Aaron James information, while Romaine watered herself.
Derek admitted that he didn’t have anything against Jesse Santana, but that they were taking it out out on the twunk because of their war with Curious. Might a video blah-g from our favorite minstrel bury the hatchet or escalate the drama further?
Derek & Romaine Humiliate Jesse Santana (Jason Curious — with audio excerpt)
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.