Patti is the star of Millionaire Matchmaker. In the intro to her reality show for the first two seasons, Patti bragged of a "99% success rate" in helping millionaires fall in love. This third season the producers made her change the success rate from "99%" to "extremely high," because she clearly sucks at her job.
Jeremy, I love you, but Tricia the broken-hearted millionairess is looking for a man who will be loyal to her, and you fuck twink-ass on camera. Here’s Jeremy’s shout-out on Bravo’s official website. Here are my screencaps of Jeremy impressing Patti.
And here is the video. You will note its absurdly low quality. This is because I recorded it with my cell phone. What. Never mind. Arch Noble made a better video. How does he do that?
Watch as Patti eyes Jeremy suspiciously when he tells her about his career: "various dancing gigs, various modeling gigs." Then watch as the matchmaker tells Jeremy to take off his shirt and shrieks with glee over his lack of "nubs," which I think means chest stubble. Patti liked Jeremy’s body, so she offered him the chance to paw at Tricia the broken-hearted millionairess at a meet-and-greet cocktail party.
(If you’re wondering, Tricia ended up going on a date with another woman. Slut.)
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.