Jeremy Bilding Woos A Divorcée On National Television

Patti is the star of Millionaire Matchmaker. In the intro to her reality show for the first two seasons, Patti bragged of a "99% success rate" in helping millionaires fall in love. This third season the producers made her change the success rate from "99%" to "extremely high," because she clearly sucks at her job.

Jeremy, I love you, but Tricia the broken-hearted millionairess is looking for a man who will be loyal to her, and you fuck twink-ass on camera. Here’s Jeremy’s shout-out on Bravo’s official website. Here are my screencaps of Jeremy impressing Patti.

And here is the video. You will note its absurdly low quality. This is because I recorded it with my cell phone. What. Never mind. Arch Noble made a better video. How does he do that?

Watch as Patti eyes Jeremy suspiciously when he tells her about his career: "various dancing gigs, various modeling gigs." Then watch as the matchmaker tells Jeremy to take off his shirt and shrieks with glee over his lack of "nubs," which I think means chest stubble. Patti liked Jeremy’s body, so she offered him the chance to paw at Tricia the broken-hearted millionairess at a meet-and-greet cocktail party.

(If you’re wondering, Tricia ended up going on a date with another woman. Slut.)

 

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3 thoughts on “Jeremy Bilding Woos A Divorcée On National Television”

  1. I’m less interested in the matchmaking, rather what crawls out of the LA gutter to meet these “millionaires” through the producers horrendous cattle call castings. Then these “millionaires” are then shown to be dating some real winners!

    Just review previous episodes to see the numerous castings which include other porn performers and reality show rejects. Some of the reality show rejects include a “sex addict” and game shows where the premise is guessing if they were gay or not. Is this the LA dating scene? How pathetic!

    This show is a joke as a result their tactics to land these Millionaires “soul mates.”

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