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I’m not sure wishlists ever pan out for the porn stars, but I hope they keep on trying. Jessy’s list more than one-ups Berke Banks’s list – all Berke wanted was a Roomba, not a $4,000 shower head — and is definitely more creative than Simon Dexter’s former strategy of asking fans for cash.
Make no mistake though: Jessy’s looking for a cash-slave too. And if you can’t afford the Nissan or the bank account submission, why not fork over $43.90 for the sneakers, size 9. If anything we can bask in the 10-inched French Canadian’s confirmation that dick size and shoe size are not related.
Jessy Karson’s full wish-list is here; below are my favorites.
Besson EEb Tuba, Silver, $8,185
Nissan 370Z (“preference for orange or black”), $40,000
RIO Lighted Shower Head, $3,890
Men’s 14k White Gold Princess Cut Diamond Stud Earrings, $699
Ecko Unlimited Smokin Skulls Men’s Shorts, size 30, $47.99
DC Men’s Journal Wrapped Cup Sneaker,White/Black, size 9, $43.90
Ecko Unlimited Caged & Enraged Men’s Tee, size M, $27.99
18k White Gold 5mm Solid Curb Chain Necklace, 24″, $795.00
PlayStation 3 Dualshock 3 Wireless Controller, $44.99
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