Jessy Karson Would Like You To Buy Him a Silver Tuba, Or A Car’s Cool Too

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I’m not sure wishlists ever pan out for the porn stars, but I hope they keep on trying. Jessy’s list more than one-ups Berke Banks’s list – all Berke wanted was a Roomba, not a $4,000 shower head — and is definitely more creative than Simon Dexter’s former strategy of asking fans for cash.

Make no mistake though: Jessy’s looking for a cash-slave too. And if you can’t afford the Nissan or the bank account submission, why not fork over $43.90 for the sneakers, size 9. If anything we can bask in the 10-inched French Canadian’s confirmation that dick size and shoe size are not related.

Jessy Karson’s full wish-list is here; below are my favorites.

Besson EEb Tuba, Silver,  $8,185

Nissan 370Z (“preference for orange or black”), $40,000

RIO Lighted Shower Head, $3,890

Men’s 14k White Gold Princess Cut Diamond Stud Earrings, $699

Ecko Unlimited Smokin Skulls Men’s Shorts, size 30, $47.99

DC Men’s Journal Wrapped Cup Sneaker,White/B​lack, size 9, $43.90

Ecko Unlimited Caged & Enraged Men’s Tee, size M, $27.99

18k White Gold 5mm Solid Curb Chain Necklace, 24″, $795.00

PlayStation 3 Dualshock 3 Wireless Controller, $44.99

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1 thought on “Jessy Karson Would Like You To Buy Him a Silver Tuba, Or A Car’s Cool Too”

  1. I don’t understand why these porn stars can’t get sugar daddies or at least escort their way into fulfilling their shopping lists. Starring in Treasure Island videos, which are known for barebacking gangbangs literally in the hundreds, doesn’t mean you’re too pick for partners. He should seriously just post an on Rentboy or other escort sites since the bar on which he limits to what he’d do on-camera are so minimal that threshold is non-existent. I mean swallowing for $300 an hour without the baggage of a camera crew will be a quicker drop in the bucket for that Japanese imported sports car in orange or black that he covets. Get on your knees and/or back and earn your wheels champ.

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