Won’t You Come To These Porn Stars’ Parties?

Ha ha, you clicked through, which means you care. Here are two events you should go to/read about, happening tomorrow night in WeHo. I’m not even *in* WeHo and I’m writing about them, so they must be big deals.

First up, it’s a DVD release/meet the cast party at Here Lounge for Jet Set Men’s Jersey Score. Everyone in the cast is allegedly straight, but your hosts for the night are Josh Griffin and Rob Romoni, who are gay and who will fuck you? Who knows? Just go! (Watch Jersey Score here, where the Guidos’ cocks are almost as shiny as their spray tans.)

Also, get there at 9pm to avoid the things you’ll be too drunk to remember at 1am. Scheduled to appear: Dean Coxx, Andrew Blue, and Kevin Cavalli.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Down the street from Here, if you go to Hamburger Mary’s, you can see Brent Corrigan fondling hundreds of tiny white balls. It’s BINGO night, and Brent will be hosting alongside (insert drag queen name here), so go to this event, too!