“It’s not him,” claims 60-year-old ex-girlfriend Kathy Etchingham, “His face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide for Jimi. Also the hair is too low on the forehead.” Vivid retorted to the New York Times that they had done extensive research with private investigators to ensure the legitimacy of the tape. The identities of the women have not been disclosed, yet it is safe to point out that he does appear to play them with the same passion he devoted to his guitar, although he stops short of lighting them on fire and smashing them to smithereens.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.