Giants rookie Joe Panik, who’s become one of the stars of this 2014 World Series, still has not had any shirtless or nude photos of him quietly leaked onto the internet, despite my requests a couple weeks ago. So I’ve had to make my own.
What would be really awesome would be if he could pull a Grady Sizemore and turn into an iPhone selfie slut, but that’s probably not happening this season. And he seems so fucking wholesome in interviews, so who knows. Maybe he’ll never let us see any of the goods!
No camera has managed to capture him sensuously stripping in the Giants locker room, so I’ve done the next best thing.
Here’s what he would look like getting sucked off by a Buster Posey stand-in wearing some sort of catcher’s gear. Or whatever that guy is wearing.
Here’s Joe Panik fucking Josh Bangs in Hot House’s helmet-heavy Get Your Ass In Gear.
Here’s Joe as a Fratmen model.
Here’s Joe getting a baseball bat up his ass from Jimmy Durano.
This is from Joe’s earlier days as a twink porn star, bottoming while still in baseball gear for Max Carter at Helix Studios.
And hey, it’s Joe Panik in Jake Cruise’s Damn Yankers!
Here’s Joe’s best cumshot!
Now, THAT’S why I want to get fucked by Madison Bumgarner…and I’m not even a Giants fan!
Are those pics real? They sure look real.
Yep Joe definitely looks like he loves gay sex.
VERY FUNNY!!!!
I don’t get the Panik fascination. Now give me a big piece of Madison Bumgarner. Mmmmm…..
So High School.
LOL
ROFLMFAO!!! Love these. Looks like something I’d come up with!! Back to the drawing board!!!