Your straight friend’s favorite podcaster is once again out here saying some truly stupid shit. Joe Rogan, a millionaire trash dumpster known for openly talking about horse dewormers and spreading transphobic hate speech, is currently making headlines for claiming that he is physically able to slob his own knob.
The revelation about the host’s knack for auto-fellatio came up during a recent episode of The Joe Rogan Experience where Joe and a panel of men talked about shaving their asses. After saying that he shaves the hair off his butt “every few months, and it makes the farts sound completely different,” the conversation went to how to shave your ass, and then to how Joe is apparently very flexible.
“I could suck my own dick if I wanted to!” claimed the podcast host. “I’m super flexible. I’ve never done it — but I’ve put it around my face just to know I could do it.”
When asked why he’s currently not at home getting himself off with his own mouth, Joe responded by saying that “you still have a dick in your mouth — you can’t enjoy it!”
I don’t know about you, but I don’t believe this man at fucking all. There’s a reason why self-sucking is such a rare thing to see in porn – it’s very hard to do! Until this very “flexible” Joe posts a video showing that he can fully self-fellate and he just chooses not to, I’m never gonna believe his self-suck claims for even a second.
And even if he is actually flexible enough to self-suck, I find it very hard to believe that any man – gay or straight – would waste the opportunity to give themselves a blow job. Anyone who is physically capable of self-sucking would have tried it out at least once. I understand he’s trying to put on a big “no homo” show in front of his friends, but there’s no way you get to age 54 without trying it at least one time just for the hell of it.
What do you think though? Do you think this podcaster is able to bend himself into a pretzel and stick his dick in his mouth? Have you ever been able to suck your own dick? Would you if you could? Sound off below in the comments with all your hot thoughts.
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You are your own problem by focusing on this kind of thing and then criticizing him.
You all know that you wish you could get around his politics and see his cock, so you could get your lips around it.
He is a nice looking man.
Even more so, when he was younger and had hair.
No insults intended against bald guys,
I hope that one day we will all feel safe and free and not restricted by politics, hatred r someone else’s philosophy.
Maybe Joe just needs someone to give him a good hard fk.
He’s definitely done it many times lol, probably ate the gravy too
I know he supported Bernie as did I .
Anyone who could defend this right wing piece of trash is beyond hope. Who cares if he has 100 million morons who believe his idiocy? He has no relevancy. And by the way, I do not give a flying f**k what you think about me, Mr manup or whatever sad name you are giving yourself to prop up your insecure masculinity issues. You right wing males have horrible “Daddy issues” anyway.
Joe supported Bernie Sanders. His preferred policies are usually practical/progressive. I mean, you might have dislike his politics but describing him as rightwing shows that you absolutely NO idea what you’re talking about.
What a pathetic bunch.
You don’t even realize that you are project your own inadequacies on to JR, upset that people listen to him, mad that he has found a ton of success, mad that he has a family and won’t die alone. Why would you be so mad at him for asking questions? Hmm…is it because you are just a bunch of useful idiots that take everything the government and corporate media tells you as the gospel truth? Like Jesus, look at yourselves. You are no better than Christian’s, in fact you are worse because you have the acceptance to push your ideology on anyone and feel justify in ruining someone’s life due to your beliefs. What weak, pathetic people. SMH
I couldn’t agree more. The LGBTQ+ community (which I’m a part of as a bisexual man) is getting too radical and not leaving any space for discussion. It’s the “you’re either with us or you’re against us” mentality that is giving all of us a bad rep and ruining any chances for understanding and sympathizing with the community.
% facts!
That’s how communism works, duh.
maybe he could do it 20 years ago, but his belly is too big now.
Rogan is too fat, to touch his own toes! There’s NO WAY he could even see his belly button, let alone suck his own dick!
Just proof positive that there are more horses asses in this world than horses.
I just can’t with this dbag. It makes me crazy that this dbag is paid million and millions of dollars to spew lies and misinformation and dbag opinions, while good hardworking people can barely make ends meet
Don’t be a British cigarette. Asking questions isn’t spreading information. No wonder people think our group is so pathetic, y’all believe everything they tell you. SMH
Misinformation*
I’m assuming Rogan has to suck his own cock since no one else will. That is what he’s telling us, right?
Even if he tried.. I can see his cock looking at that mouth coming and shrinking until it’s inside him.. :>:>:>
Fear Factor who??? His views and relativity are non existent. Honestly I forgot all about this Jack ass since 2007. No one gives a damn about your funky ass hairs, your less than average dick and your ego lies about the pandemic and how you can self suck.
Sit your ass down and do some research about Covid and listen to the true scientist and doctors who are trying to stop this monster of a virus from killing more and more human lives. Make your time useful.
Useless idiot.
He has a hundred million reasons why people are interested in what he has to say, and 0 interested in even being seen with you.
What a brave man Joe Rogan is to go after a group of people who are struggling for legitimacy . I am tired of these idiots squealing about cancel culture and they think they are such warriors . There is also cancel culture from the right but they wrap it in the Bible and “tradition”. Joe Rogan is so disgusting in appearance and personality that it is hard to imagine any self respecting woman who would want to suck his dick but I forget that for every disgusting man, there is an equally disgusting female who will get on her knees and serve him.
And I can tell from how bitter you are that it really upset you that you can’t even find one person to stay with you over night, and he has a family that loves him and a 100 million reasons why he is more relevant than you.
Sad face.
So … this was really just about telling your own misunderstanding of Ivermectin and putting a bad tone on someone discussing changes to their business (ie born females competing in men’s sports & vice versa).
Well, now that you’ve put your stamp on your head as “American Democratic Party tribalist” the issue of whether Joe is that flexible is just silly talk.
…what..?