Ditto for massive cumshots and intense bareback drilling.
We followed Helmet Huxley during his “Last Summer In Greece” so we know he’s an insatiable, big dick loving, connoisseur of cum.
The fact that Joel Birkin’s mega dick is “truly breathtaking” is also nothing of a shock here.
Therefore, if you think the pairing of Helmut Huxley and Joel Birkin for an “XXL” version of BelAmi’s “Offensively Large” series is gay porn poetry waiting to be written, you would be correct.
But better yet, “Outdoor XXL Fun With Joel & Helmut” isn’t a sonnet or a cinquain, it’s poetry in motion.
True enough: Helmet Huxley is no slouch in the dick department himself. But even the lush greenery and the picturesque cabin in the woods can’t distract him from the sight of Joel Birkin, standing naked, hard, and “Offensively Extra-Large” in the doorway.
That sight, the very silhouette of desire, would trigger whatever “fluidity” exists in any man to drop to his knees. The fact that is exactly what Helmut does is not going to make the news.
But it’s Helmut’s ability to “take it all in” that needs to be seen to be fully appreciated.
And in gay porn Utopia, it would be so hot to see Joel pull a Kris Evans and get his ass packed for once too. Let’s not hold our breath for that. Today’s payoff is a different flavor. There is definitely something to said for seeing a deep, raw, powerful ass ramming when “David” is more hung than “Goliath”.
[Watch Joel Birkin & Helmut Huxley in “Offensively Large” at BelAmi]
Helmut, i love you..