The other night I convinced some friends to watch the new Hulu comedy Vacation Friends even though I knew it was going to be a bad movie, but I thought that there would at least be a slight chance that star John Cena was going to get naked in it, so it seemed like it was worth the watch. (I mean, the actor just had an incredibly unnecessary underwear bulge scene in The Suicide Squad, so it makes sense that he could get unnecessary nude in this film too.)
Well, turns out I was right on both counts. Spoiler alert: The movie wasn’t that good and daddy Cena did end up getting naked for an incredibly random moment of the film. During a bender in Mexico, we see John’s character stand naked in a window showing off his incredibly muscular physique and his insanely tanned ass. (Do we have to add this scene to our list of favorite tan line pornos?!)
So what do you think of John’s newest nude moment? Do you prefer his giant bubble butt with or without the intense tan lines? Which nude John Cena moment is your favorite? This one, his bulge scene in The Suicide Squad, or his big nude scene in Trainwreck? Let us know all your hot thoughts in the comments below.
Tan lines are great and a great ass too.
The tan lines make hus butt look better!!!!
With my or without matters not. Just give me the butt
I fully agree
I know it won’t play well to the “politically correct,” and perhaps others, but I have always had a bit of a crush on Cena, and so, yes, his butt is scrumptious looking, as is the rest of him, and I wish him well…(John, please, just once, turn around, and NO “tighty whities” this time, either!).