Everyone knows that John Travolta is a homosexual who has been living in the closet his entire adult life, but I didn’t know how much of a homosexual slob he was (allegedly) until I read the lawsuit filed against him today, which claims that Travolta leaves chocolate cake wrappers on the floor of his Lexus and walks around naked with a semi-erect penis and “unkempt” pubes while his black chef makes hamburgers.
Also, John Travolta has a cock that is “roughly 8 inches”?
The charges in the suit, filed by a Los Angeles masseur this afternoon, include sexual battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress, stemming from an alleged incident in which Travolta tried to jerk off his masseur (isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?). But, I’m more interested in Travolta’s weird non-sexual, non-criminal behavior.
Like the part about the cakes and the burgers:
Keep in mind that the suit will either be settled out of court or thrown out of court completely. And also keep in mind that as gross as Travolta is, there’s no need to have any sympathy for the opportunistic masseur. (As if he’s never had to deal with a horny client wanting a happy ending before).
More on the burgers and the “black chef” (why does it matter that the chef was black?):
John Travolta is as sexy to me as a plate of cold hamburgers, but I can’t help but admit that my ears perked up when I read this next part about a possible 8-inch dick and the taste of cum. (But then I remembered that this is about John Travolta and so I killed myself.)
Bye.
[TMZ]
I gotta agree with TDTM. I’ve read he will fuck anything that moves and he looks like the type that would, so I would say he is just a horny bisexual dude.
That Rolling Stone Magazine cover made me laugh. I remember getting that issue when I used to subscribe as a kid. John T didn’t turn me on back then and still doesn’t. And this lawsuit will get tossed out faster than one of Rupaul’s old wigs!
Let’s stop calling him gay. We’ve heard for years about his dalliances with men. But it is much more likely that he is bi-sexual. It is a shame he doesn’t feel comfortable with himself to actually come out and say that but it is a more likely scenario than him being gay.
I’m absolutely shocked by paragraph 18 + 19 +20. So Travolta gay fucked men to get himself up showbizz? How revealing!
“Unkempt Pubes” – sounds like a ’60s country singer.
Who knew? Thought Johnny was small-dicked.
“…fully erect, was roughly 8 inches in length; and his pubic hair was wirey[sic] and unkempt.”
“…(his) erect penis bouncing with is[sic] stride.”
Is this a complaint or an excerpt from Handjobs magazine?
This guy is picked up by a stranger in an SUV and driven to SOME location and he’s anguished by being propositioned? Oh guy you’re lucky you weren’t dismembered and found strewn all over LA.