As he approaches his 9000th bottoming scene* for Men.com, after only starting his porn career three years ago, professional fuck puppet Johnny Rapid appears this week in a new scene with Luke Adams on Straight to Gay, pretending to be straight which he allegedly sort of still is in his personal life.
This scene, called Intrusive Instructor, is billiard-themed. Luke Adams plays a pool instructor, and Johnny Rapid arrives to help him shoot an instructional pool video or something, and this quickly leads to them sucking each other off and fucking, not on the pool table, but with Johnny leaned up against it anyway probably because the prop people over there didn’t want cum on the felt.
THE BEST PART: Johnny, as he’s being flipped around to take Luke’s dick, says, “Sure, I’ll try anything once” in perhaps the most absurdly ironic porn dialogue gambit of 2014.
Johnny might need his pooper reconstructed from all the pounding it’s taken if and when he decides to end his gay porn career, and lord knows if tops can even feel anything when they stick their dicks in there besides a bit of a warm, soupy bath. So yeah, “once.” Oh the laffs.
See the trailer below.
* He’s actually coming up on his 100th bottoming scene, and his 100th scene overall already came and went this year.