Johnny Rapid Says ‘I’ll Try Anything Once’ Re: Getting Fucked, Entire Internet Laughs

As he approaches his 9000th bottoming scene* for Men.com, after only starting his porn career three years ago, professional fuck puppet Johnny Rapid appears this week in a new scene with Luke Adams on Straight to Gay, pretending to be straight — which he allegedly sort of still is in his personal life.

This scene, called Intrusive Instructor, is billiard-themed. Luke Adams plays a pool instructor, and Johnny Rapid arrives to help him shoot an instructional pool video or something, and this quickly leads to them sucking each other off and fucking, not on the pool table, but with Johnny leaned up against it anyway — probably because the prop people over there didn’t want cum on the felt.

THE BEST PART: Johnny, as he’s being flipped around to take Luke’s dick, says, “Sure, I’ll try anything once” in perhaps the most absurdly ironic porn dialogue gambit of 2014.

Johnny might need his pooper reconstructed from all the pounding it’s taken if and when he decides to end his gay porn career, and lord knows if tops can even feel anything when they stick their dicks in there besides a bit of a warm, soupy bath. So yeah, “once.” Oh the laffs.

See the trailer below.

 

[Men.com: Intrusive Instructor]

* He’s actually coming up on his 100th bottoming scene, and his 100th scene overall already came and went this year.

 

Previously: JOHNNY RAPID LOOKS REALLY TIRED OF GETTING DP’D IN HIS 6000TH SCENE FOR MEN.COM

32 thoughts on “Johnny Rapid Says ‘I’ll Try Anything Once’ Re: Getting Fucked, Entire Internet Laughs”

  1. Why do people keep bashing the porn stars that give them a job? If it weren’t for these porn stars then this website wouldn’t exist and you wouldn’t have an income. If you think you can do better then prove it. Become a porn star or start your own porn company and do better.

  2. At least he is able to get a steady supply of work…some guys can’t get much after doing one scene……He never seems to have twitter meltdowns and u never hear about any drama working with him….The only thing people got….is that he is straight

    1. The idiotic posters like Jordi hate the fact that there are straight/gay4pay guys in gay porn. That’s their problem. The gay4pay guys are here to stay, because a lot of us gay guys like watching hot guys get it on, no matter their real sexual orientation.

      1. “The idiotic posters like Jordi hate the fact that there are straight/gay4pay guys in gay porn. That’s their problem.” Not their “problem,” justifies his/their comment!

      2. @andrew Well that shows how moronic were you as a g4pay addicted self hated gay man. Are you not tired posting on every blogsite like Men Of Porn and your all time fave straight/g4p models home based blog QMN. What a pathetic old sad man were you.

        1. “g4pay addicted self hated gay man” LOL That is such a tired fuckin comment. Me and MANY gay porn viewers like to watch and get off on watching beautiful muscular young men having guy/guy sex, NO MATTER THEIR ACTUAL SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Not that we ever REALLY know another person’s private sexual fantasies. Does your blind hate allow you to watch bi guys in gay porn? How about guys who are only a 4 or 5 and not a 6, 100% gay on the Kinsey Scale? I usually try to avoid reading your idiotic comments. I’ll try harder in the future.

  3. I find the rude and arrogant comments by Waxner-Herman very offensive. Comments like: “professional fuck puppet” and “might need his pooper reconstructed after all the poundings”. They are such ignorant and ARROGANT comments. I like Johnny Rapid and apparently so do a lot of other porn viewers, since he has made nearly 120 scenes. He is a hot looking young guy and a good performer.

      1. Aren’t all actors professional puppets? “Hi my name is [insert the name of your favourite actor] and I’m a professional puppet”.

    1. “professional fuck puppet” and “might need his pooper reconstructed after all the poundings”. This is PORN you know? What are you 15?

  4. Ugh. Let’s stop clutching the pearls over the fact that Johnny has been fucked more than 100 times. Let’s stop telling those tired, juvenile jokes about Johnny’s anus being all stretched out b/c he’s had sex w/dozens of guys on camera. Especially since those of us who’ve been in relationships that’ve lasted about as long as Johnny’s career may have been fucked dozens of times w/in the same time period. If we’re lucky, that is. I’ve been w/a guy for that long and we have a pretty healthy sex life where I’m the bottom and I’ve lost count but I’m sure he’s fucked more than 100 times since we’ve been together. And he doesn’t complain that my ass feels like a ‘warmy soupy bath’. Comments like that seem as if they come from virgins or the relatively inexperienced.

    So, really, let’s be a bit less sex negative about Johnny’s professional sex life. GAWD.

      1. I’m assuming the reference is about 100 different penises, not your 1 who may not be as large or have to puck you how many time to get a scene right over the course of many hours for a director on a PORN SCENE!!!!!!!!!!! It’s fine to defend him, just use some logic/reason to make your defense.

        1. FTR, my man’s well hung. I’m a total size queen. And yeah, I’ve definitely been banged more times than Johnny has during the course of his career. Making jokes about it just makes the joker seem silly.

  5. I know a lot of people dislike Johnny and make fun of him, but I admire him for one important reason: he doesn’t deny his viewers a complete scene every time he goes before the camera. He’s not one of those straight guys who limits his activity because he professes to be straight. I’d rather spend my porn dollars on someone who is sexually honest than someone who is simply simulating a sexual experience.

      1. Isn’t it enough that Johnny has sucked and rode some really big dicks, you have to complain about lack of kissing? Not all guys like to kiss during sex and that applies to straight and gay sex. I think Johnny is great at what he does and does so convincingly enough that he is one of the biggest male porn stars in the industry.

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