Jonny McGovern’s “Dirty Gay Christmas”

As we’ve said, we don’t entirely get the “sexy” part of the holiday, but leave it to the gays to whore-ify everything.  Behold The Gay Pimp’s XXXmas ditty, “Dirty Gay Christmas,” which contains this, our favorite lyric of the season:

Frosty is suckin a dick
That whore Rudolph be turnin a trick
Ole Santa’s smokin Christmas trees
and Jack Frost is blowin on me.

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