July 4th Means It’s Time To Watch Felix Fox Eat Mustard Dick

I know I sound like a hater bitch when talking about Men.com and its ridiculous scenes sometimes, but I have to admit that the one thing I honestly love from this over-the-top site is its dedication to holiday-themed scenes. As evidenced by my roundups of holiday scenes from 2020 and 2021, I really do enjoy some dumb holiday porn and that’s why I’m so excited to see Men.com drop a brand new 4th of July scene this year.

These new Independence Day escapades involve studio favorite Felix Fox sneaking around a cookout and engaging in a bunch of perverted patriotic acts. First, the ginger muscle stud treats Joey Mills’ hard cock like a hot dog by squeezing a bunch of mustard on it before discreetly shoving it in his gaping mouth.

Felix’s then amps up the cookout antics as he heads inside to reenact the iconic American Pie scene and shove his raw cock into some apple pie.

If you’re thinking this scene sounds somewhat familiar to 4th of July scenes past, that’s because it’s slightly similar to Men.com’s 2021 Independence Day scene. For that video, we once again saw Felix Fox playing ping pong with his dick, using his fence as a neighborly glory hole with Finn Harding, and, like this year’s scene, throwing some mustard on some meat before swallowing it down.

While it may seem repetitive to some, I honestly just think it’s nice to see Men.com uphold this tradition of mustard-covered hot dog dicks in honor of our country’s big day. I would be happy with seeing a scene like this every year for the rest of my life. It’s what the founding fathers would have wanted.

So what do you think? Would you suck a mustardy dick? Would you suck one every year for July 4th? Sound off in the comments below and be sure to watch all this perverted patriotic action right now over on Men.com!

[Watch ‘The Cockout’ ft. Felix Fox & Joey Mills]