We *highly* recommend, for those who haven’t seen it, the full film of ‘Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story‘ by Todd Haynes*, made entirely with barbie dolls. As Karen gets deeper into her eating disorder, the barbie doll gets strangely thinner, and thinner… it’s brilliant.
(We know… at least in San Francisco and several other parts of the country, ‘Rainy Days and Mondays’ would have been a more appropriate choice. But you know what? Take what we give you and be grateful.)
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*For some reason we don’t get, despite a lot of previous legal wrangling with the Carpenter Estate over illegal use of the songs in the film, which originally prevented Haynes from distributing the movie, it now is available, in its entirety, on Google Video at the above link.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.