Justin Theroux’s Cock Is Just That Big, He Says, Trying to Explain ‘Leftovers’ Floppage

Leftovers star and Jennifer Aniston fuckpuppet Justin Theroux is ridiculously hot. And everyone who’s watched the HBO show knows he’s the only reason to watch it, specifically for scenes where he takes off his shirt, or jogs.

Now Conan O’Brien finally asks Theroux about his flopping man meat, and just what the fuck was going on down there. Was he freeballing in those sweatpants?

First, here’s what I’m talking about.

 

 

 

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On Conan, Theroux gets all embarrassed, but the crux of the story is that the costume department clearly saw the flopping bulge problem in that first episode, and so when he needed to be filmed jogging again in a later episode, they gave him two pairs of underwear to put on. TO KEEP IT ALL CONTAINED.

All Conan can say is “Congratulations.”

Update: Here’s an old still from Six Feet Under, via Mr. Man, showing some shadow side-peen from Justin, which doesn’t appear that impressive so I’m just going to put it out there that he has huge balls.

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[Conan]

 

6 thoughts on “Justin Theroux’s Cock Is Just That Big, He Says, Trying to Explain ‘Leftovers’ Floppage”

  1. It almost looks like he put something in his pants to flop around like that. Where can you even see the outline of a cock? When I freeball you can see my cock clearly, as with most guys, lol… and his super hot looks do make up for the size, definitely. I’d still go at it with him anyday… and just a make out sesh is fine… lucky Jennifer Aniston, and whatever dude he’s fucking on the side…

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