Unless you’ve been living under a rock and/or haven’t been on a major news site in the past couple of days, then you should probably read up on the life of Kal Penn! Not only did the House actor and former Obama staffer come out of the closet over the weekend, but he also revealed that he has a fiancé he’s been with for over 11 years!
Seeing Kal’s name in the news so much got us to thinking – have we ever seen this comedian in the buff? Have we ever seen him expose his cheeks? What about his junk? Has this newly out celeb ever shown off his goods to the world?!
Well, after some light research, we’re sad to reveal that the answer is unfortunately no. There really isn’t much nude Kal Penn content out there. He has done some extremely basic naked scenes in the past, but he’s definitely not out there doing full-frontal work like fellow actors Benedict Cumberbatch, Sebastian Stan, or Oscar Isaac.
Kal’s first and only real nude role comes from the movie that most of you probably know him front best – Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. In the opening minutes of this movie, we see John Cho walk in on Kal while he’s trimming his pubes in the mirror. We then get a pretty solid look at his smooth ass and his shirtless torso.
The only other real nude scene Kal has to his name is in the 2008 sequel Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay and from what we can tell, it’s not even him doing the actual nudity! In this movie, we see both Kal and John bend down to pull down their pants and give audiences a quick flash of their asses.
If you slow the clip down, you can see the naked “Kal” actually has what looks like a man bun on his head – something the short-haired actor does not have in any other shots. So it’s pretty safe to say that this moment is faked with a stunt double and we’re not actually getting the chance to stare at a naked Kal. Boo!




