While we take as much pleasure as the next gay in seeing more pervy disgrace fall on repressed Republicans, and while we don’t in any way condone such behavior as giving unsolicited blowjobs to sleeping straight men, the whole case kind of smacks of homophobia and the poor guy is going to be serving two years of jail time under a “deviant conduct” law, kind of like the unconstitutional one that got two men arrested a few weeks back in North Carolina.
So, morals of the story? #1 (we’ve said it before): Stay out of the South. #2: Come out of the closet early if you don’t want to end up doing pervy things to your coworkers in a drunken moment of weakness and landing in a Kentucky prison.
Ex-Clark Co. GOP chief admits performing oral sex on a sleeping man (Louisville Courier-Journal)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.