Kentucky Republican Might Get Two Years for Early Morning Blowjob

While we take as much pleasure as the next gay in seeing more pervy disgrace fall on repressed Republicans, and while we don’t in any way condone such behavior as giving unsolicited blowjobs to sleeping straight men, the whole case kind of smacks of homophobia and the poor guy is going to be serving two years of jail time under a “deviant conduct” law, kind of like the unconstitutional one that got two men arrested a few weeks back in North Carolina.

So, morals of the story? #1 (we’ve said it before): Stay out of the South. #2: Come out of the closet early if you don’t want to end up doing pervy things to your coworkers in a drunken moment of weakness and landing in a Kentucky prison.

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0 thoughts on “Kentucky Republican Might Get Two Years for Early Morning Blowjob”

  1. He deserves what he gets, you don’t go molesting people in their sleep. It’s not a question of straight or gay it’s a question of consent.

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