Kieran Culkin

Kieran Culkin’s Ass: ‘Firm And Hot And High’

I know that most Succession fans are obsessed with Cousin Greg (and that’s why someone made an unofficial Nicholas Braun sex toy), but some of us are too busy crushin’ on Roman to even notice Greg the Egg! Our obsession with Roman, aka actor Kieran Culkin, only grew this week when we discovered that he apparently has the perfect ass!

The revelation about this man’s booty came about during the premiere episode of the new Discretion Advised podcast. During the Thot Topics segment, hosts John Hill and Marc MacNamara started discussing the esteemed HBO drama and Kieran’s recent Saturday Night Live hosting gig. Then once they were on the subject of Kieran, John decided to spill some hot gossip about the actor’s rear end that he heard from a straight man who has seen his ass in real life.

 

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“I said this on my show the other day, but I have heard that he has a legendarily amazingly perfect ass,” revealed the host. “Yeah, he was like, ‘You would never know, but he has objectively the hottest ass. Like, a secretly like low-key, hot amazing, beautiful ass… Firm and hot and high – that’s how it’s been described to me.”

Unfortunately for us, it looks like we’re going to have to take John and his mysterious, heterosexual source for their word. From what we can see, Kieran’s list of explicit scenes is pretty sparse and the only time he’s actually shown off his ass for the camera is in a season two episode of Succession and even then, we only get to see a very dark sliver of his apparently perfect crack. I guess we’re just gonna have to live with these rumors until he decides to do actual nudity for the big or small screen.

Kieran Culkin

So what do you think? Do you believe the rumors about Kieran? Do you think this skinny twink is hiding an A+ bubble butt in those slacks? Sound off in the comments below and if you want to listen to the full conversation on Kieran’s ass and much, much more, check out Discretion Advised over on Apple PodcastsSpotifyGoogle Podcasts, and DiscAdPod.com.

 

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