“Kit & Jacob: Bareback” Kit’s First Hardcore

After seeing Kit in action, perhaps his dildo riding solo wasn’t so bad after all.

Fresh faces are good. And you never know how those fresh faces will be in action unless you give them a shot. The shoe you hear dropping now is that while Kit may well be a very nice guy, he doesn’t belong on Sean Cody. And they sure didn’t set up for success even if he was.

I do like Jakob. But his six scenes and reserved demeanor meant he had neither the experience nor charisma to run the show as the lack of direction these days forces the tops to do. Especially with a first time bottom like Kit.

A tight core used to be a Sean Cody requirement. Kit doesn’t have one and yet they put him with someone who does. That’s esthetic sabotage right from jump that makes you wonder who thought this was a good idea when doughy middle or not, Kit & Jakob don’t even look good together. And a total chemistry vacuum is the icing on a very inedible piece of cake.

 
But wait, there’s more. As if “Kit & Jacob: Bareback” wasn’t doomed from the start, the filming is just plain awful. Some shots are blown out. Some are too dark. Some are out of focus. The color is an abortion. And arguably the biggest travesty of all, the cum shots were not immune to the aforementioned cinematographic missteps.

 
The opening yack yack has a flaccid dick hummer that no one needed to see. Kit’s blowjob of Jakob back in the room is much better. Jakob then plays hide and seek with his cockhead and even though Kit is purring like a kitten, there is nothing on the screen to indicate why. Even from the under-carriage view, they look jaundice.

 
The riding that follows had potential. But save the opening shot, the final edit managed to exclude any hard dicks or pole in hole footage though Jakob is delivering the goods. Onto missionary where, saints be praised, we have visual confirmation there’s actually fucking going on.

 
A sloppy edit takes Kit and his dick from Mr. Softie to Mr. Ready To Cum. And cum he does in a split overhead and close up shots. Jakob follows, eventually, with a nice, heavy load captured by only one camera. The overhead shot of Kit’s now shriveled and regrettably, pubeless cock, and cum covered belly are flags on this play. Jakob loads him home. Kiss. And scene.

 
Round two begins with a rimsky-nine turned sixty-nine turned Kit giving Jakob another hummer. Sucking dick, that is a skill Kit has down. With Kit on his stomach, Jakob goes right in. However, when the back view isn’t so dark it’s useless, it takes us all back to fapping in a yellow submarine.

 
Bed top standing doggie is next. Suffice to say at this point, there’s precious little to be seen penetration wise. Same holds true for Kit’s second cum-shot. Blink and you missed it. Jakob’s seeding of Kit’s ass is visible but spoiled by starting off overhead and finishing with an undercarriage shot.

 
And, the angle is wrong: creaming of a hole is more impactful when we can see the hole. And with that, today’s episode of Sean Cody Amateur Hour is now over. BTW, in the BTS, we learn another term for teabagging is “wearing Arabian sand goggles.” Who knew?

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Have you given up on Sean Cody or still holding out they can get back on track?