and today shares with us a little video in which s/he is impersonating Chilean businessman and potential presidential candidate Leonardo Farkas.
Who’s Leonardo Farkas? We have no fucking idea. He apparently has some fucked up hair, likes to drink and has more money than he knows what to do with. Regardless, whatever La Pequena touches turns to gold in our book, so we’re enjoying her special brand of insight into Chilean political figures with bad hair, and we’re sure you will too.
Selections from The Sword 100
La Pequeña Stumps for Sarah Palin
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Signs Off, and She’s Pissed.
La Pequeña Does Hillary Clinton to Hillary Duff
Rod Barry’s Little Lady Does Winehouse
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.