Last night was Michael Jackson Night on the show, in which Lambert–who looks like a pre-nosejob Ashlee Simpson and is about the tranniest thing to happen to Idol since Kirk Cummings — performed “Black & White” (video below). In a piece published yesterday, the LA Times argues that Idol needs to bust out of its Fox network-imposed anti-sex stance and let Lambert be honest about his extreme gayness.
So far, Lambert has been as matter-of-fact about his orientation as possible without actually uttering the word “gay” on camera… Hidden sexualities on “Idol” always must be viewed in light of the general discomfort about sex that dominates the show. It’s fairly ridiculous that a program designed to create the next major pop star barely lets its participants show leg or sing racy lyrics, especially when the charts are dominated by songs like Flo Rida’s “Right Round” and Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” — both fairly blatant celebrations of promiscuity and oral sex.
We personally haven’t watched the show since it made a closeted star out of Gayken, and we prefer our music with a little less Disney and a little more, uh, edge. But we’d certainly tune in if this faggot made it past the final 8 and decided he didn’t want to be Gayken-ized for all eternity and hounded by a fan base of sexually frustrated fat girls from Kansas. Below, his bio-intro and number from last night’s show.
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