2. Rod Barry Confuses Romaine with a Ficus
Lettuce face it,
she’s sort of a bore. The steroidal puffin gained media attention
following Matthew Shephard’s death, but honestly, we respect women
most when they don’t devote their lives doggedly to gay men. All the
earnest banter in the world won’t stop someone from from propping his
umbrella up against her. We’re betting it’s our favorite
midget-fucking, Jager-drinking lover Rod Barry.
3. Chi Chi Confuses Derek with Romaine
were never really sure which one was which listening to them, but the
duo’s huggy publicity picture has irked us from the get go. Pardon us
for not being TOO impressed by Deromaine’s whirlwind life of GLAAD
parties and Reichen-fawning. If you neutered and lobotomized Paul
Lynde, then married him off to Regis Philbin you’d have Derek Hartley.
Of course, Romaine would be there to accuse you of the hate crime.
We’re betting on Chi Chi LaRue getting them mixed up, then neither she
nor the audience noticing. Or caring.
4. Erik Rhodes Tells Someone to Fuck Off
NYC charmer was has a lot of people to be annoyed with-deservedly or
not. The whole porn world seems to be gawking at his break up, his
sobriety and his blog like he’s our personal Britney. From Jason
Curious to Jason Ridge to, um, us, it seems everyone’s a pundit when it
comes to Erik Rhodes. We’re waiting for him to drunkenly scream at someone-we just hope it’s not us.
5. Kathy Griffin Steals the Audience
last year’s host was miffed that she wasn’t invited back this year. But
she’s still coming to San Francisco that night-to host a live show
at the Castro Theater (the GayVN’s former venue). Will she treat GayVN
publisher Chad Beecher to the same vitriol she normally reserves for
Barbara Walters? Not likely, but we’ll never know since we’ll be
flirting with Damien Crosse. Of course, with tickets for the GayVNs starting at $100, we might be the only ones.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.