Lady Bunny, Houseplants To Host 2008 GayVNs

2. Rod Barry Confuses Romaine with a Ficus
Lettuce face it,
she’s sort of a bore. The steroidal puffin gained media attention
following Matthew Shephard’s death, but honestly, we respect women
most when they don’t devote their lives doggedly to gay men. All the
earnest banter in the world won’t stop someone from from propping his
umbrella up against her. We’re betting it’s our favorite
midget-fucking, Jager-drinking lover Rod Barry.

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3. Chi Chi Confuses Derek with Romaine
We
were never really sure which one was which listening to them, but the
duo’s huggy publicity picture has irked us from the get go. Pardon us
for not being TOO impressed by Deromaine’s whirlwind life of GLAAD
parties and Reichen-fawning. If you neutered and lobotomized Paul
Lynde, then married him off to Regis Philbin you’d have Derek Hartley.
Of course, Romaine would be there to accuse you of the hate crime.
We’re betting on Chi Chi LaRue getting them mixed up, then neither she
nor the audience noticing. Or caring.

4. Erik Rhodes Tells Someone to Fuck Off

The
NYC charmer was has a lot of people to be annoyed with-deservedly or
not. The whole porn world seems to be gawking at his break up, his
sobriety and his blog like he’s our personal Britney. From Jason
Curious
to Jason Ridge to, um, us, it seems everyone’s a pundit when it
comes to Erik Rhodes. We’re waiting for him to drunkenly scream at someone-we just hope it’s not us.

5. Kathy Griffin Steals the Audience
Reportedly,
last year’s host was miffed that she wasn’t invited back this year. But
she’s still coming to San Francisco that night-to host a live show
at the Castro Theater (the GayVN’s former venue). Will she treat GayVN
publisher Chad Beecher to the same vitriol she normally reserves for
Barbara Walters? Not likely, but we’ll never know since we’ll be
flirting with Damien Crosse. Of course, with tickets for the GayVNs starting at $100, we might be the only ones.

UPDATE:
Radio Homo Derek Hartley Doesn’t Like Us

RELATED:

Jason Curious’ Little Earthquake
Kathy Griffin and the GayVNs: The Way We Were

24 thoughts on “Lady Bunny, Houseplants To Host 2008 GayVNs”

  1. Here’s what I don’t know: Who gets to see the gavyn awards? Who really cares about the gayvn awards? Who the fuck wrote this blog? Is he or she funny, famous, or important? Here’s what I do know: Derek and Romaine are funny and unpretentious. They don’t hate on people for getting a gig that they wish they had. I happily pay for my Sirius Satellite Subscription just to listen to DNR and Michelangelo Signorile. Who ever wrote this blog sounds like the fat, ugly, bitter kid who didn’t get asked to the prom.

  2. You suck. Derek and Romaine are hilarious, and have entertaining and thought-provoking guests. I have met them, and they are both great people. Suck it, The Sword!

  3. Derek and Romaine aren’t funny! That award show drags on enough as it is. At least Kathy Griffin made the time fly by.

    GOD IT’S GOING TO BE TERRIBLE!

  4. Double what Keith Webb said — this event has become a fucking joke and I can’t believe all you femmebots are coming to GayVN / Derek & Romaine’s defense.

  5. puh-fucking-lease… and not even have the balls to sign your name to this. that’s hilarious. who’s going to take this crap seriously?

    D&R have personality to burn and they’re going to be totally fucking terrific.

  6. For this we were charged $2000 for a table of 10 seats, or $200 a ticket! What a fucking joke!

    Nothing personal to Derek/Romaine and Lady Bunny, but they are not Kathy Griffin!

    Bitter party of 10 for getting screwed out of $2000!

  7. How sad that your commentary on the hosting of the GayVN’s plays into EVERY stereotype of an insipid, jealous, venom-filled fag/dyke that “hates” on members of their own community.

    Derek and Romaine will make fine hosts of this historic event (cough). They have natural talent and chemistry on their side and their self-deprecating humor is funny enough without some anonymous bowel movement, like yourself, hate blogging about them.

    The Matthew comment was a low blow – but karma will smack you back when you least expect it. Make sure to blog about that when it happens. Oooops…Karma looks like it already did happen…you blog on a porn review site and Derek and Romaine have a hugely successful SIRIUS radio program with thousands of faithful listeners.

  8. So, what everyone is saying is: Romaine was friends with Matthew Sheppart and therefore she is really exciting and making fun of her is in bad taste.

    Oh, and somehow “this website” is bitter that it wasn’t asked to be the host of the awards.

  9. What the hell? Do you even know what Romaine did? Do you know that she wasn’t fruit fly? Not all women who have gay friends are fag hags. She was Matthew Shepard’s friend. She protected him when he could not. It’s really insensitive to insult someone without knowing the story. Its like saying that she shouldn’t of lead a counter-protest to the protest that was lead at the funeral of Matthew Shepard. The insinuation of calling Romaine a fag hag is crossing several lines.

    Have you ever listen to a broadcast of DNR? Honestly.

  10. wow, you hateful cunt. your pissed they chose two hilarious bitches over you. here’s a newsflash “YOUR SHOW SUCKED”. so i asked you how the fuck would u make it better?? DnR will be a great contributer to the gayvn’s. besided they came highly nominated or they wouldn’t have been asked.

  11. Hey anonymous! I wonder if you’re published… you know… other than on the internet, anonymously.

    Your summary of the Derek & Romaine duo has no grounds and is, without a doubt, stupid.

    If writing about people better looking and more funny than you gets you off, then I should respect that. But Romaine dedicated her life to educating idiots like you about hate crimes!

    You’re a waste of fresh air.

    ~Dedicated DNR listener.

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    As much as the author (who throws stones but is anon..hmmm) likes to call Derek and Romaine “houseplants” it seems that the porn industry knows D&R well – from Erik Rhodes to Chi Chi they have all been guest on D&R so who better to host – I smell JEALOUSY!!And if you haven’t heard the duo there is NO mixing up these two! Suck it Stanton!

  13. wow, u hate full cunt. ur pissed they pick two hilaious bitches over you. well here’s a news flash..”YOUR SHOW SUCKED” kathy was a bore, so i ask you, how the fuck would u make it better?? DnR will be a great contributer to the show.

  14. And who are YOU? I don’t see your name as co-host. Bitter Much?

    Bitter, Table of One by the busboy station, your table is ready!

  15. jason curious is right the awardsa re not what they were lst year or should be, they shoudl be the awards of the gya porn industry not some boring old thing that they dont deserve. i woudl go see kiathy griffen over this fat chick or two.

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