The New York Observer reports that the former boy bander and Dancing with the Stars contestant was accompanied by mega-hung Ben Andrews to a party celebrating Lance’s third-place finish on the DWTS. “We haven’t hung out in, like, a year,” 11-inch Andrews admitted to the Observer’s Transom, punctuating the fact with some jerky dance moves to a Lady GaGa number. Perhaps Andrews would like to give Cloris Leachmen a whirl?
A RayBanned Andrews says Bass is a “cool guy,” mentioning that the pair had previously hung out down the street at Hiro, conveniently located in the basement of a hotel … but that was over said year ago. Since Andrews is a renowned (and exclusive) top man, could it be — hush, children! — that butch Bass is actually a voracious power-bottom?
I mean, like, who’d have guessed it? Oh, wait. Everyone.
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No, because Andrews is the power bottom. Cloris is a bigger topman than Ben Andrews is.
Plus, lay off on being mean to Lance. He’s as sweetheart who deserves his chance.