We understand that it’s slim pickens out there for the studly gay starfuckers. But is it such slim pickens that a vaguely cute, over-plucked, tip-frosted 90s boy-bander, sometime PSA-maker and former dancer with the stars has enough star-wattage to consistently wrangle chiseled gay hotties who are way out of his league?
Does this guy have a 12″ cock or something? A 13″ personality? We’re guessing that Lance Bass does it because he can. And hey — we would too. But that’s only because we’re shallow, sex-crazed bitches. So until we see a single picture of Lance hanging out with an average-looking person, we’re going to go ahead and assume that he’s a shallow, sex-crazed bitch too.
Below, via Queerty, Lance and his friends in Ecuador.
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