Dominic Ford forced the boys into a canoe race for this week’s episode of So You Think You Can Fuck Season 4, and Vance Crawford was pissed. Bryce Evans, however: Very good at canoeing.
Yes, we saw from the original trailer that the teams would be doing some canoeing, and why it’s fun watching porn stars compete in these summer camp/Survivor-style challenges I’m still not sure.
Vance is pretty grumpy about the whole canoeing thing, and he wished he could have been doing anything besides being splashed with cold river water by aggressive canoer Bryce in the first relay. “I wouldn’t know how to work a canoe if I had an alligator chasing me,” says Vance. Tommy Defendi and Landon Conrad: Also terrible at canoeing. But everyone looks real cute in their short-shorts.
Sorry, it’s not a river, it’s “Lake Wannadoomee.” Watch the whole pre-sex, canoe competition portion of the episode here.
Anyway, then it’s time for Bryce and Landon Conrad to have a flip-fuck on a dock, and on a blanket in the grass. Who fucked better? Uh, tie?