Watch out, Lauren, because there’s a new Conrad in town, and according to a scientific study of blog buzz, this muscle top is going to be huge. He fucked in a dingy motel room for DrakeRock.com, got humpy with Derrek Diamond in Dominic Pacifico for Falcon Str8 men and roughed up some firefighters in Chi Chi LaRue’s Playing with Fire 4 — and now he’s on his first boxcover for Falcon’s upcoming feature, Morning Wood.
The Sword: Are you Mormon?
Landon Conrad: I was raised Mormon but no, I left the church 15 years ago and my parents were never that into it anyway.
TS: Ever fucked a missionary?
LC: Well my current boyfriend is an ex-missionary, and actually a lot of the guys I’ve dated have been BYU students, so yeah, a couple returned missionaries.
TS: How has porn affected your relationship?
LC: Well it’s just porn. We’ve been together for 4 years, so it’s still very new. I’m sure in the future there will be some challenges, but we’re pretty strong so I’m not too worried right now.
TS: Is your boyfriend as hot as you are?
LC: He is actually more attractive than I am. Whenever we go places it’s usually him who gets most of the attention. He does modeling here in Salt Lake City too, a lot of fitness modeling and local stuff, and we were just in New York so he could do some energy drink ads for the Asian market. Weird random stuff. So yeah, he’s a really good-looking guy.
TS: Are you monogamous outside of porn?
TS: Why are your arms so big?
LC: It’s just genetics. I naturally have bigger tricepts and I work hard on them. A lot of people work hard on their biceps but the triceps are the bigger muscle.
TS: Ever had sex in public?
LC: I’ve had sex with people when we were at a house party, all in a room, but I’ve never had public sex in the sense of, you know, outside in the woods or behind the grocery store.
TS: How about at the gym?
LC: No, not really. Years ago a guy at the gym was cruising me, and when I left he was sitting in his car and motioned over to me. So I hopped in and we drove behind the gym and he gave me a blowjob. But I was never really into cruising. I always figure, what’s the point when there’s Manhunt? It’s private and you can be more selective.
TS: More selective? How so?
LC: Because there are a lot more options.
TS: Have you ever turned a guy down who you met online?
LC: Oh yeah, many times, when you think they look all great online and you get to their house, open their door and it’s them, 10 years or 30 pounds later.
TS: What about pity-fucking. Ever pity-fuck a dude?
LC: Well yeah, when they’re not exactly what you were hoping for but you’re horny enough. And a mouth is a mouth as bad as that sounds, so yeah, of course I’ve done that. But I’m pretty eclectic with the types of guys I like.
TS: That’s a good quality for a porn star. What kind of guys do you normally go for?
LC: It seriously varies from month to month. Sometimes I’m really into guys with buzzed heads, facial hair and tattoos, some months it’s latin guys, some months it’s clean-cut boys next door. But really, if you’re hot you’re hot.
TS: You’re hot. Ever go to bathhouses or sex clubs?
LC: We don’t really have bathhouses here, but when I lived in L.A. a little while back I went to the Melrose Spa because it was just a couple blocks away form my house. But honestly that wasn’t my scene.
TS: The guys weren’t your style or what?
LC: The guys were hot, but my whole life I’ve always been really into safe sex, and a lot of what I saw going on there didn’t seem very safe. So, you know, you want to get involved but you know you shouldn’t.
TS: Couldn’t you have just walked over to one of them and shoved your dick in his mouth?
LC: I suppose I could have but I didn’t. And I like to just watch too, I’ve always been a huge porn fan, so watching was enough for me.
TS: Have you started to get recognized?
LC: Just barely I think. Just yesterday I was on the elliptical at the gym and in front of me there was a guy with a woman, who I can only assume was his girlfriend or wife, and he kept looking back at me and smiling. I think I was being recognized.
TS: What kind of porn do you watch?
LC: I’ve always liked anything with Colton Ford.
TS: When was the last time you masturbated?
LC: Well I’m saving up for my live show tonight, so not today. I did a couple times yesterday though.
TS: You were watching porn?
LC: Yes, to Chris Wide. I guess he’s a bodybuilder now.
TS: Were you hunched over at your desk?
LC: No, I got my laptop and lay on my bed.
TS: Use lube?
LC: Yes. Swiss Navy.
TS: There’s cum-scented lube now.
LC: That sounds revolting.
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