It’s encouraging news for breeder-chasers that many of the fuckslut cocksuckers out there are indeed married straight men. And gay separatists will be pleased to know that the crackdown affects closet cases more than the here-we’re-queer. But I think that everyone needs to take a minute and learn the difference between the battle-cry for public cruising and the dangers of public sex.

A local ABC affiliate reports that in one park alone — Elysian Park near LA’s Silver Lake neighborhood — cops have been arresting more than one man a day, on average, since the beginning of the year.

At least the men have been charged with misconduct and not sexual assault. I’m not sure whether this was a fully undercover operation, but here’s to hoping that the arresting officers weren’t also hot, thick-bodied, agressive flirts. Still, with an arrest rate that prolific you’d think that all those daddies would be retreating into the warm and crusty safety of gloryhole booths by now.

Watch the video below to learn about "community blight" and latex litter. At least they’re using condoms.

 

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LAPD cracking down on lewd acts in parks (ABC)