“We are always looking for guys that stand out sexually, and with a
sense of themselves that sets them apart as individuals- unique, sexy
guys with that special cocky attitude,” said Cockyboys rep Kyle Majors
about the model search. “Once the boys appear at the T-Dance in Palm
Springs everyone at the White Party will know what standard I’m talking
about,” Kyle said.
While we’re unclear why anyone would do a model search at a convention
of naked middle-aged dentists, we do know that the Cockyboys standard,
which includes smooth skin and a youthful glow will be in short supply
and we fear that some aging daddy will end up wearing little Tory’s
dermis over their AussieBum thong to the Sunday T-dance in a gruesome Silence of the Lambs tableau. Don’t put the lotion in the basket, Tory!
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.