If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s hop on this blog the morning after a Lil Nas X music video drops and talk about all of this man’s gay antics. He has me in a tight chokehold and I’m loving every fucking second of it.
The self-proclaimed power bottom’s latest video is for his new song INDUSTRY BABY that’s featuring some man named Jack Harlow. The video’s prelude shows Lil Nas X being sentenced over his real-life Nike shoe controversy from a couple of months ago and the actual video picks up when he’s in “Montero State Prison.”
One of the most memorable parts of the prison-themed video, which also acts as a fundraiser for The Bail Project, shows a totally naked Lil Nas X surrounded by a hoard of nude backup dancers in a large shower. Unfortunately for us, the nude dancing is completely censored and we don’t get any shots of Lil Nas X throwing around his lil nas.
It’s a tough call, but we’re going to have to say that this video is Lil Nas X’s gayest music video to date (yes, it’s beating out the video where he gives the devil a lap dance!), but there’s a slight chance that this video might get a little gayer.
The rapper took to Twitter early this morning to tease that if one of his tweets gets 200,000 likes, he’ll publish the uncensored version of the INDUSTRY BABY video on Pornhub. Lil Nas X is known for trolling his fans, so we have no idea if that will ever actually happen, but we sure would love to see his dancer’s exposed muscle bods in an uncensored video.
And hey, if Pornhub doesn’t work out, JustForFans creator Dominic Ford mentioned Lil Nas X on Twitter and said the explicit version of his vid is allowed to go on his site.
So what do you think? Do you want an X-rated cut of this video? Are you into Lil Nas X’s extreme shower play? Sound off in the comments below with your thoughts and if you’re still horny for Lil Nas X, then be sure to check out our write-ups of his possible secret boyfriend, his pole-dancing antics, and his recent on-stage makeout session.
It’s “dancers’ exposed muscle bods” (since you’re talking about multiple dancers) not “dancer’s exposed muscle bods” (which would work for only one dancer’s muscle bod).
Small point, but if you’re going to be a writer, grammar is important.
Grammar
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
Sounds to me that you know way to much about shit and should stop eating it, vile WOman.
Sometimes eating poo is good for you and filled with healthy nutrients.
I agree 100% self proclaimed Grammar nazi here, too! ♂️
Bring on the Pornhub version.
Jack Harlow is kinda hot !
Well, I guess we won’t be seeing him getting another CMT award any time soon. Lmao!
p s. the Eddie Murphy comment was freaking hilarious.
Would be nice to see a more diverse cast of men.
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Cannot help but think of Eddie Murphy’s “Coming to America”.
I think it should be sent out uncensored. He’s only respecting and doing what comes naturally. Plus, I think the video Slamin’!